Why can't I have another chance? Get in the car, please. You may have long, short or straight hair, it makes no difference to the automatic hair-cutting machine. Honest, Truly, we do Daddy! Und he has sailed all ze way to England, because he has heard tell of a fantastic motor car built by zat brilliant inventor, Caractacus Potts. And does your daddy know you aren't in school? It was all those mean old dogs. And how my children behave is frankly no concern of yours. Truly scrumptious You two are truly scrumptious Scrumptious as the breeze across the bay When you're smiling It's so delicious So beguiling You're the answer to my wishes Truly scrumptious You two are truly scrumptious And I shan't forget this lovely day My heart beats so unruly I also love you truly Honest, truly, I do - Come on. Children, get away from the door.
Then I come home, and you always find something I didn't do, and I'm never good enough. Like cockroaches they get under the floors, in the cracks in the walls, in the woodwork. I think we haf a surprise for you. Remarkable weather we are having for the time of the year. I'll send for the police and the fire brigade. The reason worth the rhyme? The ghosts describe Josh's response to his struggle in a significant series of five lines that is repeated throughout the play: Michael: So you make your face a mask.
You can make it go, can't you? My boy, allow me to introduce to you my brigadier. We'll have you finished in a minute. When I killed you I killed all my possibilities, too. Oh, I'm so happy I could jump for joy! Josh flashes back to a hunting trip, narrated by the ghosts. I suppose I could chain them up.
Sausage and egg, my favourite. Actor 2—Actor 2 plays the judge in the court scene and the prisoner who threatens Josh. You're sure they can't get out? Float over the cresty wave of the wart. The employment office is in the rear. We're gonna give it a try.
How am I supposed to get out of here? Happy birthday to me Happy birthday, dear Bombie Don't move. Just wait till Daddy hears we've been for a ride in a motor car. We passed a law against children. Feedy dorribles, snarly snort horribold. Me ol' bamboo, me ol' bamboo You better never bother with me ol' bamboo You can have me hat or me bumbershoot But you better never bother with me ol' bamboo Have a go, mate. You know, I really owe you an apology.
Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty. You can spend it all on your inventions. Do I need somebody to tell me how to raise my children? Help me break the door down. It's not that easy without my laboratory. The play, based strongly on the events that surrounded this particular school shooting, premiered at Thurston. But that's the sound it makes. Josh contemplates suicide as voices in the dark taunt him, overwhelming him.
Cos other people don't see things the way you do. I hope the children didn't embarrass you. I know where he has gone. Take your children and your good lady and get out of Vulgaria. Is that all you do? And if you don't get out of it, I'll be guilty of two more murders. I do not profess to make dead men talk. You could do with an haircut.
How did this feeling start? I have already thought of that. Get the horse for His Excellency. It was performed by Thurston students, some of whom had been wounded in the shooting by Kip Kinkel. This is livin', this is style This is elegance by the mile Oh, the posh, posh travelling life, the travelling life for me First cabin and captain's table, regal company Whenever I'm bored, I travel abroad, but ever so properly Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O- S-H, posh We're losing height. This is your captain speaking.